[vlc-commits] Fortunes about kind-napping and jails...

[Jean-Baptiste Kempf]

vlc | branch: master | Jean-Baptiste Kempf <jb at videolan.org> | Wed Dec 21 01:21:54 2016 +0100| [6ce2d7356dbf986f0cf596a66a42f24cbedd35d3] | committer: Jean-Baptiste Kempf

Fortunes about kind-napping and jails...

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@@ -1043,3 +1043,27 @@ reactor leaks ionizing radiations."
 < TypX> courmisch: Jack the Reader was way less dangerous than Jack the Ripper
  -- #videolan, badum ching
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+< refp> I'm going to bed (super early for a refp)
+< refp> maybe 2017 will be the year I adjust to some sort of normal rythm
+< refp> maybe.
+< courmisch> Yeah right
+< refp> courmisch: I mean.. it _could_ happen!
+< j-b> it could
+< courmisch> these days, it seems there are only two ways to get a normal rythm
+< courmisch> have kids or have strict working hours
+ * refp goes of to kindnap some kids
+< refp> kindnap.. I of course meant kidnap, but maybe "kindnapping" is the same thing, but doing
+        so in a kind manner
+* courmisch dials polisen
+< j-b> refp: kidnapping in a kind manner?
+< j-b> wtf?
+< refp> yes, I already see how that would play out in court so maybe I shouldn't
+< refp> anyhow.. time to sleep (and no, I will not kindnap anything)
+* refp *ploff*
+< No_se> refp: This is a smart approach: You should really get to on of courmisch's solutions
+         that way. By the kidnapped kids or the strict working hours in jail
+< refp> No_se: if I could bring my laptop to jail I'm not sure I'd mind that bad.. as long as
+         there's an internet connection, coffee, and a place to smoke
+* refp is now gone (fo'real)
+ -- #videolan, kind-napping and jails
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