[vlc-commits] [Git][videolan/vlc][master] doc: remove inappropriate fortunes that violate the VideoLAN Code of Conduct
Steve Lhomme (@robUx4)
gitlab at videolan.org
Sun Nov 2 10:14:31 UTC 2025
Steve Lhomme pushed to branch master at VideoLAN / VLC
Commits:
3b7105ae by brad at 2025-11-02T09:58:10+00:00
doc: remove inappropriate fortunes that violate the VideoLAN Code of Conduct
Remove multiple fortunes that are inappropriate, offensive, sexist, or insulting
- - - - -
1 changed file:
- doc/fortunes.txt
Changes:
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doc/fortunes.txt
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@@ -3,13 +3,7 @@
-- #videolan
%
-<Stef> bon j'ai trouvé d'où venait les trashs d'images
-<sam> t'es un dieu
-<Stef> bin justement ct de ma faute :)
-<sam> t'es une merde
- -- #videolan
-%
<colin> p_bit_stream->buffer |=((u32) *(p_bit_stream->byte_stream.p_byte++))
<colin> << (24 - p_bit_stream->i_available);
<colin> psychopathes
@@ -163,11 +157,6 @@
-- #videolan
%
-The VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as
-the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-
- -- Jack Valenti (president of the MPAA) on April 12, 1982
-%
<Meuuh> then we need to update download.html
<Meuuh> what do we still have ?
<sam> the mail, freshmeat, the videolan.org news
@@ -189,10 +178,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-<|sF|Vengance|> do u have any videos of porn u can send me?
-
- -- #videolan
-%
-+- Ourumov [www-data at brahma.via.ecp.fr] has joined #videolan
<Ourumov> hey anybody here know videolan ?
-*- SignOff: Ourumov (Client Quit)
@@ -275,12 +260,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-<Meuuh> mais putain de bordel de chiottes de bite à cul de merde de sa race
-<Dnumgis> I think it may be a good thing that i don't understand that
- sentence fully
-
- -- #videolan
-%
<Dnumgis> I just burned an amb duron trying to compile vlc :(
<Meuuh> is it my fault ?
<Dnumgis> no
@@ -294,13 +273,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-<Meuuh> you want to be in a porn movie with me ?
-<ali> are we well paid for doing that ?
-<Meuuh> ali : no but they say you take a lot of pleasure in that job
-<ali> Meuuh: i know
-
- -- #videolan
-%
<Dnumgis> I just listened through an entire ogg/vorbis file with vlc with no
audible problem whatsoever
<Dnumgis> but I don't get the time of the stream
@@ -347,11 +319,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-<haroldo> hi I've got some nice xxx videos, and I'd like to exchange with
- anyone
-
- -- #videolan
-%
<JMunakra> nah you have zip with password protection
<jlj> that's not classified as DRM
<JMunakra> where does DRM start?
@@ -440,11 +407,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-<Meuuh> gang_bang12.avi
-<Meuuh> sound is ok but I don't really care
-
- -- #videolan
-%
<Dnumgis> sounds perfectly normal
<tooney> ah
<Dnumgis> very wrong, but normal in vlc
@@ -491,11 +453,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-<Purge> im going to open a vlc fan club
-<Purge> and we'll go on riots and kill all mplayer and wmp users
-
- -- #videolan
-%
<maleki> any girls here with a webcam
-- #videolan
@@ -524,15 +481,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-<Golf3r_1> hello
-<Golf3r_1> any place where I can get golf videos ?
-<E-bola> lol
-<E-bola> are u serious?
-<Golf3r_1> fuk off
-*** Signoff: Golf3r_1 ("Leaving")
-
- -- #videolan
-%
<Meuuh> and what's the news ?
<nto> Mac OS 10.2 and 10.3 support hopefully
<nto> Win98 maybe
@@ -602,11 +550,6 @@ the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.
-- #videolan
%
-< dionoea> http://nightlies.videolan.org
-< arakis> lol....sounds like a porn site!!!
-
- -- #videolan
-%
-!- tumu [n=tumu at GYKMDCCCXXIX.dsl.saunalahti.fi] has quit ["~"]
* Dnumgis notes that tumu must be one of very few with dsl in their sauna
@@ -642,12 +585,6 @@ VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
<sam> I thought he was banned for sending a patch to mplayer
-- #videolan
%
-< Dnumgis> Meuuh: munhoney is writing some fec system based on vlc
-< Meuuh> Dnumgis : a fuck system ? I may be interested !
-< Dnumgis> Meuuh: still single? :)
-< Meuuh> Dnumgis : and always will be
- -- #videolan
-%
* kinema loves VideoLAN.
< kinema> and it's developers
< funman> what is your sex ? ( i may be interested )
@@ -679,17 +616,6 @@ VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
<Dnumgis> it's illegal to use fake id
-- #videolan
%
-< thedj> i need a girlfriend. that would make it so much easier not to do VLC :D
-< j-b> thedj: how old are you ?
-< j-b> thedj: you can buy cheap in Russia... :D Ask thresh
-< thedj> lol
-< thedj> haha. i'm rereading my line and it gets funier :D
-< thedj> not to DO vlc :D
-< thedj> i'd DO my girlfriend instead ..
-< j-b> if you get one, could you get one for Meuuh
-< thedj> yes. i see about bulk discount for the vlc devs :D
- -- #videolan, one night, late, 0.8.6-test2 is just out...
-%
< j-b> my mother is desperate because she thinks I am gay, because I haven't presented my gfs...
< thedj> j-b: i know the feeling
< LordRPI> my mother gets upset if I tell her I'm at a bar without a girl
@@ -699,13 +625,6 @@ VLC is the greatest thing since sliced bread!
< tumu> lonely drunk is good
-- #videolan, same night, 4:38 am
%
-Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember last time i saw a woman
-< funman> :o(
-< Meuuh> to good to miss
-< funman> Meuuh: i was lying i live with my mother
-< Meuuh> a mother is not generally considered a woman
- -- #videolan
-%
<olsen_> hi, how can i adjust the brightness?
<Dnumgis> olsen_: usually there is a nob on your monitor
-- #videolan
@@ -720,28 +639,6 @@ Meuuh changed the topic of #videolan to: Welcome! | <funman> i don't remember la
<xtophe> with packet measured in inches instead of mm
-- #videolan
%
-13:35 < kwolf_> hello
-13:35 < kwolf_> anyone here i can bug? :-)
-[ monologue ... noone helps ]
-14:01 < kwolf_> anyone?
-14:03 < kwolf_> please *whine*
-14:04 < kwolf_> i am a girl, i need help :-D
-14:06 < Dnumgis> kwolf_: I'm a lonely geek who know your answer, are you good looking?
- -- #videolan
-%
-< wereHamster> for (i=0;i<10;++i) printf("I'm a girl\n")
-< wereHamster> am I a girl now?
-< Dnumgis> wereHamster: you definitly need to send me a picture before I belive you :)
-< Foxdie> live webcam ftw
-< Dnumgis> Foxdie: right, I'll definitly need a live webcam to belive wereHamster is a girl
-< Dnumgis> Foxdie: as a matter of fact all streaming related support requests here should be formulated as follows: "I'm a nice looking girl that have problems making my live webcam work"
- -- #videolan
-%
-<DrkMatter> Working with video and audio coding/decoding is one of the most
- tiresome, confusing experience I've ever had.
-<sam> try anal sex next time
- -- #videolan
-%
< Bond493> Can anyone refer me to some documents which describe the VLC player internal? I'd
like to learn how to write a media player espcially on embedded platform.
< Dnumgis> Bond493: we keep this information secret in order to keep ahead of the competition
@@ -805,11 +702,6 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
dated
-- #videolan
%
-<j-b> You don't have humour ?
-<kneer0w> what i do have is a pms'ing girlfriend sitting right next to me
- expecting this movie to work
- -- #videolan
-%
< alesan> ok my wife is yelling I have to go to bed with her
< alesan> uff
< alesan> see you tomorrow
@@ -836,69 +728,14 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
<Meuuh> ha, NOW you can go into the fortunes
-- #videolan
%
-< dionoea> tu veux transcoder une fille?
-< funman> j aimerais bien la streamer direct chez moi
-< dionoea> kewl :)
-< dionoea> avec la texture et tout ?
-< funman> ouais surtout les 2 macro blocks pectoraux
- -- #vd
-%
-<kdubois> vlc seems to need more than control-c to kill it lately, do other people experience this too?
-<thresh> yeah, it needs up to four black men to kill vlc for me
- -- #videolan
-%
-< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> sam: can that homosexual volume slider please go away in next vlc
-< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> this is a fucking joke
-< sam> 16:52 <&timecop> who made that UI
-< sam> because I know you like positive feedback
-< ivoire> mouarf
-< ivoire> -positiv +constructiv feedback
-< ivoire> sam: you can configure the color sheme of the volume slider
-< ivoire> if you xant pink slide bar you can
-< ivoire> -x+w
-< sam> I see homosexuality as positive
-< sam> look at what it did to Apple sales
-< thedj> LMAO
- -- #videolan
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< Daught> wait cygwin does not even have qt4...
< Daught> if I have to disable more stuff I will end up with windows media player
%
-< thedj> no, captcha are reasonably easy to crack.
-< ILEoo> just put up a porn site and ask user to check that captcha before showing video/images -> captcha cracked easily ;)
-< thedj> that's one way :D
-< thedj> MadlyMad: from our own sam..... http://caca.zoy.org/wiki/PWNtcha
-< MadlyMad> oh okey, impressive
-< thresh> sam was probably tired checking captchas on porn sites
-< sam> I saw that
-< thresh> wasnt me
-< thresh> a coworker of mine typed that, really
- -- #videolan
-%
-< jpsaman> where is dionoea when you need him?
-< j-b> at work?
-< xtophe> without internet
-< DiDjCodt> he's slicing some pyramids in pieces...
-< TypX> or he has been rapt by alien
-< TypX> and will come back in six month as usual
-< linkfanel> dionoea has been raped by aliens???
- -- #videolan
-%
< thedj> lloyd: i'd use CSA, simple and no nonsense.
< lloyd> i like simple and no nonsense.. like us brits.. not overly dramatic or noisy..
< j-b> isn't Amy WineHouse brit?
-- #videolan
%
-< gatty> *grmbl* my room smells of melting silicon
-< TypX> buy better condoms
-< gatty> o_O
-< linkfanel> TypX: condoms are made of rubber
-< linkfanel> or sheep bowels for people allergic to rubber
-< courmisch> you don't know what TypX uses condoms _with_ though
-< TypX> linkfanel: never heard of silicone lubricant?
-< linkfanel> and what, your dick shoot lava?
- -- #videolan
-%
< funman> some program for fun
< funman> some program for profit
< funman> i program for beers
@@ -922,13 +759,6 @@ VLC development is NOT about being a sed god.
<xxcv> (wrong == right is still wrong right ?)
-- #videolan, Raffarin-attitude
%
-< funman> is starcraft 1 better than starcraft 2, or much better than starcraft 2?
-< TypX> never tried the first one
-< funman> fuck you then
-< funman> the man who never played starcraft 1 is a virgin!
-< TypX> I'd say the man who is still playing starcraft 1 is still a virgin
- -- #videolan
-%
< sam> is there still a way to force the video decoder used by VLC? --codec no longer exists
< mru> there's always butterflies
< j-b> sam: --codec avcodec,none still works and exists
@@ -1043,30 +873,6 @@ reactor leaks ionizing radiations."
< TypX> courmisch: Jack the Reader was way less dangerous than Jack the Ripper
-- #videolan, badum ching
%
-< refp> I'm going to bed (super early for a refp)
-< refp> maybe 2017 will be the year I adjust to some sort of normal rythm
-< refp> maybe.
-< courmisch> Yeah right
-< refp> courmisch: I mean.. it _could_ happen!
-< j-b> it could
-< courmisch> these days, it seems there are only two ways to get a normal rythm
-< courmisch> have kids or have strict working hours
- * refp goes of to kindnap some kids
-< refp> kindnap.. I of course meant kidnap, but maybe "kindnapping" is the same thing, but doing
- so in a kind manner
-* courmisch dials polisen
-< j-b> refp: kidnapping in a kind manner?
-< j-b> wtf?
-< refp> yes, I already see how that would play out in court so maybe I shouldn't
-< refp> anyhow.. time to sleep (and no, I will not kindnap anything)
-* refp *ploff*
-< No_se> refp: This is a smart approach: You should really get to on of courmisch's solutions
- that way. By the kidnapped kids or the strict working hours in jail
-< refp> No_se: if I could bring my laptop to jail I'm not sure I'd mind that bad.. as long as
- there's an internet connection, coffee, and a place to smoke
-* refp is now gone (fo'real)
- -- #videolan, kind-napping and jails
-%
< wm4> poor guy can't afford proper pants
< j-b> yeah, poor guy
< hanna> wm4: almost as bad as not being able to afford a proper HDR monitor :p
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